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So this duck waddles into a bar and the bartender says, "What do you want?" The duck says, "Got any corn?" The bartender says, "No, now get the hell outta my bar, duck." So the duck leaves.

The next day, the same thing occurs. The third day, the duck waddles in and asks for corn. The bartender says, "I've told you 3 times I don't have any corn. Don't ask me again or I'm nailing your...

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duck feet to the floor. Next day, the duck comes in, the bartender says, "What the hell do you want?" The duck says, "Got any nails?" Bartender says, "No." So the duck says, "Good, got any corn?"