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| Well, it's time to get that annual Performance Review done Dude. | |
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| Barry, I saved the company $457,000 last year. | |
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| We rank everyone on a bell curve, normalize across departments, and then assign raises according to rankings. The lowest ranked people are asked to leave. | |
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| Deming said that it takes 6 months to recover from an Annual Performance Review. | |
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| Wow, that sounds great. Dude. So if we have a year till the next one, everything will be fine by then. We will have our one on one Tuesday at 1:00 PM. | |
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| I have a colonoscopy scheduled Tuesday at 1:00 PM. You drive a hard bargain, but the colonoscopy is more objective and only takes a week to recover from. Besides, the results look better. | |
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