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by loudwoman
12-21-05
Ah, that takes me back to when I used to work in the nuthouse and the padded cell in the corner of the secure wards.
Was that the staff area then?
Er, no as I have mentioned in many other posts here, I used to work in the maintenance dept. in a nuthouse and I saw a lot of crazies in my time.
We could virtually though couldn't we?
I mean create a thread or forum called 'Padded Cell' & put posts & pics etc... of her in there?
Well we have had quite a few candidates for the padded cell in here in our time and I suppose Lizzard and Kimbo come top of the list along with quite a few others.

 

by loudwoman
12-21-05
drum & penny talk while purr listens
actually hate it all but am trying to get into the spirit of it all
well come on then girly *wraps tinsel round drums head and hands her mince pies and mulled wine lol*
purr bites drum's ass, explaining it's a friendly nibble with it being Christmas.
oh was it but a nibble on the jacksy is a nibble on the jacksy lol.
Purr and Penny.. Im lockin you pair in a box for wrecking my nice Merry Christmas thread
och we drum id bang ya all over this wee forum
pmsl

 

by loudwoman
12-21-05
FUCK CHRISTMAS!
YEAH! FUCK IT RIGHT UP ITS ASS!
UP ITS ASS! RIGHT UP IT!
This year I shall rape and strangle Christmas. And then rape it again.
MEANWHILE BACK AT THE TEMPLE!
First Christmas puts the lotion on itself, then it puts the lotion back in the basket.
Christmas does as it's told, or else it gets the hose.

 

by loudwoman
12-21-05
You people don't know what you're talking about. Christine is a generous, wise, wildly talented artist.
She left her teaching position to start a new series of paintings based on one of her great passions, Cathy comics.
The exhibition is tentatively titled GAAACK!: Prisming Perceptions of Femininity Through the Fat Woman's Gaze, and it will involve lots of cornucopias and bald doll heads
ah, thanks! You're all my favorite online buddies and your support means a lot to me.
You know that Bose Sound Dock I bought? It is WONDERFUL. Holy shit! The music sounds so damn good it makes my nipples perk just thinking about it.
Cringe

 

by loudwoman
12-21-05
Hi people I'm new...Um, just wondering if this group is always going to be disgustingly lowclass.
Some of you don't seem intelligent enough to understand what Anderson talks about, judging by the way you conduct yourselves on this board..
I'm sure Anderson appreciates all the speculation about his bedroom life. Let's ask him, shall we?
OK! Let him out of the little box under your bed.
eek!

 

by loudwoman
12-21-05
lizzy and missy of HOT NEWS MEN debate the finer points of hotness
Anderson ooked soooooo sexy today. I love it when he gets heated up in debates, like today about Rusty Yates...who is also hot.
Lizzy..did you say that Rusty Yates is hot???
How can he even be in the same category as beautiful Dan Abrams and Anderson???
No Missie, you see...there's different categories. hehe.
-Missie- (breathing a sigh of relief about the Rusty thing)
Anderson and Dan and Stone and Tom Brokaw fall in one, then Rusty is in the next one down. He is definately HOT though!!!!
Ok...I'm glad you clarified that...I was starting to worry. However, I think we can agree to disagree!

 

by loudwoman
12-21-05
lizzy has a dilemna
No one is as hot as my anderson...
I like how Dan has a degree in both Political Science and Law. That's my career path. I wanna meet him, we'd so fit together, the dark hair and light eyes and all.
I dunno if I'd fit with Anderson cuz his rientation is unknown and very debatable. But hey I can fantasize. right??
I could try to think of the glass as half full for once and assume he did have a fling with a female contestant on The Mole, like someone on another group said he did.
But I could also think of the glass as half empty and believe that he frequents the gay bars, like someone else said. What should I do Missie? Missie?!
DAMN. I could see right up lizzy's skirt! She's got a big dick and some L O W HANGERS!

 

by loudwoman
12-22-05
Why yes, I was a stripper. that's how I paid for college
College? What did you do, pay them in single dollar bills? Did you wear your tassles and g-string to graduation?
Are you beginning to regret you started fucking with Bitchfest?
No I don't regret "fucking with Bitchfest", but we do seem to be getting off topic. I would like to point out that I did say I was a stripper, not a whore.
Anyone who takes their clothes off and jiggles their tits in another person's face for money is a skank-ass ho in my book, "honey"...You acted like trash and that makes you TRASH.
Holy cow! I know we're undersea but is she brewing bouillabaisse  in those sweats?

 

by loudwoman
12-22-05
There was once a fellow in a drugstore who seemed to be taking particular delight in loudly announcing to anyone who would listen that I had much more weight on my frame than he regarded as acceptable
Heh. Wrong-o, jack.
After a minute or two of his blathering, I walked right up to him, got in his face and said: “Where the hell did you learn to whisper? A sawmill?!
It’s my body and my business… I suggest you get out of my sight before I decide to make you sing soprano for the rest of your miserable life What are you waiting for fool?! I said MOVE IT!”
Needless to say, he quickly scurried out of the store with his tail tucked between his legs. The pleasantly plump check-out clerks applauded me.
The handsome man next to me shook my hand and bought me the candy bar of my choice. I went home feeling fine. I just don’t play that smack.

 

by loudwoman
12-22-05
Who did the fact checking?
Someone who went to a school that taught ID along with Darwinism.
Not that intelligent, it seems. I think what OP is getting at is that polar bears and penguins don't live in the same place.
Penguins is practically chickens.
I know! Why isn't that Coke frozen?!
I'd do a polar bear

 

by loudwoman
12-22-05
xena198384@aol.com and friend weigh in
You must have absolutely no life...copying stuff from another group into yours...I never said anything about a parlor, and Missie didn't find it offensive or anything she just thought it was lame.
And Russell Yates IS hot
abe flygoda wants to know,,,
If 198,383 other people already picked the name "xena" for an email address and you did too, would that qualify you for having absolutely no life as well?
Just asking, that's all. There's gotta be a good story
First of all, the "198384" part of my name doesn't symbolize the available number I added that number to "Xena" myself, because it has a significant meaning to me.
See, I *knew* there was an interesting story behind it. I'm riveted. Tell me more...

 

by loudwoman
12-22-05
waxpop and blue-y get to know each other
I want a mini cooper!!!!! Me and Andy can drive around in it and sing along to Sunshine Day by the Brady Bunch.
Well, Anderson did love the "Mini-me" action figure I sent him a few years back.
OMG you are such a perv.
Well, he said he liked it when we talked just after his birthday that year.
Well...I once met Alfonso Ribeiro. Top that, sucka!
you people are upsetting me.

 

by loudwoman
12-22-05
Okay...I was going to remain quiet, however personal attacks are unwarranted. Do you really feel the need to lower yourself to such low levels by attacking others?
Do you really feel that poorly about yourself that attacking a couple of harmless people?
I am all for free speech and I really don't care what you have to say about my group, however, DO NOT attack any of the members. What have they done that has warranted such treatment?
I am not here to attack you or any other members of the group, but I am here to ask you, yet again, to PLEASE REMOVE THE POSTS YOU RIPPED OFF FROM MY GROUP!! It isn't a hard thing to do.
Are you so stupid that you can't do it???? Jesus...let me tell you how. You go to message #118 and hit the delete option up at the top. Christ!!!
GET A LIFE BESIDES ATTACKING PEOPLE THAT HAVEN'T DONE SHIT TO YOU!! Okay, so that was an attack, but ask me if I give a shit.

 

by loudwoman
12-22-05
The fence is just inches from being done. J ran out of some hardware that he needed in order to finish it last night, so he is picking it up after work.
The Sucky Neighbors still have their collective noses out of joint over it.
(They find it ?of-FENCE-ive? ? bwaaaahahaha!) We have learned from the oldest kid that his family thinks we put up the fence because they are black, or have racially mixed relatives.
Yeah right.
it couldn?t have anything to do with their constantly vile behavior and disgusting looking yard, could it? Naw. It?s all because they have darker pigmentation than us.
J and I are that narrow-minded and ignorant. To declare *that* is offensive to me.

 

by loudwoman
12-22-05
I'm sitting here eavesdropping on Marcia and two of her ho-sisters talking about who is fucking whose man. The topic seems to be changing every 60 seconds, though, so I can't really tell what's going
And hey, it's not officially eavesdropping if they are sitting 5 feet from my open window and chattering like magpies.
??!
Heh. Stupid biatches.

 

by loudwoman
12-22-05
Liz appears to be trying to wrest away my hard-won title of Sadsackiest, Whineyassiest Member.
PS: You can have it!
The Merriest of Xmases to youuuu!!!

 

by loudwoman
12-22-05
She's really awful. Really, really awful. Who was she having this conversation with anyway?
?
Now she's calling her husband her partner. Like she's in a law firm or she's a lesbian or something.
sniff,sniff
Oh, I see, she's talking to her friend, who followed her into the laundry room and helped her fold towels. She's an awful, awful liar
grrrrrr

 

by loudwoman
12-22-05
This 6 year old child gives me the creeps. It's like she can control minds.
She says strange but harmless things that later penetrate and dominate the thoughts of people she comes in contact with.
what your favorite movie, little girl next door?
King Kong King Kong can stop the rain!
And then she ran into the house.
i love how she kisses her doll before she speaks.

 

by loudwoman
12-23-05
This guy at work is always biting me. Is he came up and bit my back before he head butted me. this normal for a straight guy to do?
Of course, it's natural. No worries.
Yesterday he bit my bicep and today he came up and bit my back before he head butted me.
That sounds hot as hell. Don't question it ...just go with the flow.
He knows I'm gay and all.
maybe he's teething.

 

by loudwoman
12-23-05
I stopped and got some bison stew meat tonight at WholeFoods.
I ate it raw and loved it. It is a wonderful source of COQ10. I'm going to go to a raw food, paleolithic, caveman diet like beginning tonight.
I can't wait to get a hold of some raw liver from a grass-fed, no hormone cow or bison.
Cavemen had fire. They didn't eat raw meat, which even from hormone-free cows can harbor significant levels of bacteria and disease.
Don't try to talk me out of either.
Hope you like parasites.

 

by loudwoman
12-29-05
R22 doesn't understand how soap works.
Does it do any good to soap yourself submerged in water, or is it necessary to work up lather? when taking a bath, if you rub soap on body parts that are submerged, is it useless for getting clean?
How old are you?
If you want to get clean - take a shower. If you want to relax - take a bath.
Gee, some people are thick.
Soap is a surfactant.
That's hot.

 

by loudwoman
12-29-05
#1 on my list would be Jerry Helper from the Dick Van Dyke Show. I always wanted to see what was hiding under those sweaters of his. He looked like he would be great fun in bed.
Married to a hag like Millie, he had to get some hot dick on the side.
Mel from Alice. There, I said it. I was excited yet covered in shame.
max gale from Barney Miller. You know there was a smoking bod underneath
Carmine from Laverne & Shirley - Big Fat and uncut
I used to pretend I was Will and Dr Smith from 'lost in space' had to bunk w/me.

 

by loudwoman
12-29-05
Princess Diana was murdered!
Things are so much nicer now with the Spencer gell in her grave.
I wish that people would let Diana go. She never had any peace when she was alive. Why are people still obsessed with her?
The Queen was turned down for a Harrod's credit card. It was revenge aginst Dodi, not Diana.
Who gives a shit?
i think The Pope killed her. with his cold, dead hands!

 

by loudwoman
1-20-06
Robert Sean Leonard. I knew a girl at school who slept with him. He did a show at McCarter at Princeton and she came backstage and latched onto him.
he said it would just be while he was doing the show, so they had 5 hot weeks together. But I still hate Robert Sean Leonard.
Bullshit. RSL probably got a friend to write that to make it sound like he's a pussyhound. No one that knows Broadway thinks rsl isn't gay for days.
If it's true, interesting. I always figured his loooooong engagment to that classics professor was a bearding thing.
The man needs to clean up his nose hairs.who goes out in public with a thicket hanging out your nostril?
He also has nasty yellow smokers teeth. You are in Hollywood now, bitch. Not NYC. Get your teeth whitened.

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