WW #12: Worst things to tell superheroes' families

Author: lukket

Date: April 18, 2004

by lukket
4-18-04
#1
Congratulations ma'am, you gave birth to a perfectly normal and healthy boy!
#2
I'm sorry Mrs. Kent, but Mz... Myxa... Myp... Mxyzptlk had a serious speech impediment and was not able to pronounce his name backwards...
#3 At the Wayne Family grave
Bruce Wayne is a wimp!