OK. I'll listen to you and then make my decision. So how was that show you did in that restaurant last night?
Well. We sung this song and meanwhile my nubile daughter stripped and let a volunteer from the audience take her anal virginity while I let my dog suck off my dear wife while I peed in her mouth.
Aha. Then what happened.
Well, just after we came simutaneously in tune with the song, we flung our poo at the audience. Well that's it. Will you represent us?
That's for sure. This is going to be very interesting.
Thank you so much. I thought I was never going to find a defense lawyer.
