That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
Not so fast dog-with-only-one-ball
... um ... what was my motivation for this scene again?
You've discovered in a Southern prison that only having one ball does not defer you from doing great deeds, and now you will single-handledly win the Civil War!
I don't get it - why don't we just make a story about a Texan with only one ball whose victories abroad inspire and impress?
This is that story - though we had to make a few changes because Lance wanted too much money for the royalties.
