Wedding Reception 18

Author: lukket

Date: October 1, 2005

by lukket
10-01-05
I'm sorry mam, but I have to check the boot of your car.
On what grounds?
The parking space just outside this place.
You can't do that - the sanctity of private property and all that.
I can also just charge you with murder.
Want to check my bootie instead, sweetie?