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| I collect patents and trademarks, and you owe me $10,000 | |
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| $10,000 for infringement on my patent on asking questions that imply a common background and $5,000 for abuse of my trademark "What for?". | |
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| I collect acquittals of murder. | |
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| Um. I'll go talk to someone with a lesser attorney. | |
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