Who the hell are you. And what are you doing in my bedroom.
Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm from the social security anti-fraud bureau.
I'm here to check that you don't live together with your divorced husband which would be a violation of the rules for paying out single mother benefits.
Well. As you can see. He's not in my bed or in my house.
Ah, then there's nothing preventing you from going to bed with me right now!
