I heard you had an accident at the faculty meeting yesterday?
Yeah. This secretary passed out and they called out for a doctor. Luckily, there was three present. The Doctor of Psychology wouldn't rule out an outbreak of repressed mother bindings.
The Physics Ph.D. knew first aid...
Oh, so he could help her?
He didn't get a chance. The Doctor of Philosophy nearly convinced all of us that we couldn't know for sure if the incident had even happened, and then the ambulance arrived.
