(reference to a Danish bank) I don't always get people's names on comedy shows. Was at a show last week, but I didn't get the name of the one who stole my iPhone 4. It's tough losing one's iPhone.
Especially because I'm not familiar around here. If I had it by me, I could take it out of my pocket, and someone would ask: "is that the new iPhone 4" and I could ask him for directions! (Joke with
This whole set lasted six minutes
a Danish pun on a cold turkey) (Joke involving being addicted to comedy satirising rocker support groups in Denmark) Speaking of addictions. They were handing out nicotine gum samples,
but because of the law they weren't. allowed to include nicotine. I tried it, and I'm proud to announce that it got me off Stimorol. (joke about a Danish city with a name change) (Punny joke about
I guess it's a "You'd probably have to be in this country for the last 20 years"-thing
the Copenhagen energy supply) (Joke with a pun on a Danish celebrity) (Joke with a pun about being bad in bed) The best "that's what she said" lineup I've had was with my mother. She saw some clothes
for my dad and called him on the phone "Should I hold it till you come". Why phone him. He was right next to her, and he should have zipped that fly shut. (Reference to a TV commercial)
