Twi-tards, Part 4

Author: lulz

Date: August 3, 2009

by lulz
8-03-09
After the kid was born, I saved Bella's life by infecting her with my venom. Her vampiric transformation is nearly complete.
She stirs. ARISE, MY LOVE, AND SPEND ETERNITY WITH ME!
Uuunnghh...
Days later, the entire Cullen fortune was spent on a shopping spree at Hot Topic.
Oh--oh no, what have I done...
I'm so goth that my dead black cat smokes cloves.