maalox  

Hi! We're the default Asian stereotypes!

Actually, I'm an Indian stereotype. Where'e my feather? Ha ha! Just kidding.

Every day, racist bastards like yourself eschew our faces and pick "American" characters, i.e. anyone who is white.

I have a hammer.

According to our usage statistics, we only appear in 0.03% of cartoons!

What's that whitey? You won't put us in a cartoon until one of us holds a rice bowl? Sure thing! Anything to be assimilated in your wonderful culture.