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If Hillary Clinton were President . . .
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| Madame President, how do you respond to the charge that you frequently change your position to suit the most current polls? | |
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| I can tell you with confidence that I am not poll driven: just this morning, our focus group said they like a President who had her backbone surgically replaced with gelatin! | |
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If Barack Obama were President . . .
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| Mr. President, how do you respond to the charge that you represent a small fringe group of marxist bent on turning this nation into a socialist hell-hole? | |
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| Well, we have audacious hope that Amerika won't mind giving up their freedoms in exchange for a third-world grade health care system! | |
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If Dennis Kucinich were President . . .
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| Mr. President, how do you respond to the charge that you receive advice from New Age Whackos like Shirley MacClaine? | |
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| Not true, my instructions come straight from Poo-Pah the Magnificent of the planet Zaddan IV. | |
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