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by madcartoonist09
8-03-05
Well, disembodied arm, how are you doin today?
Well I would be feelin fine....
...............
But I don't have any nerves to feel with!Aha ha ha.
This comic sucks and we're only on the first one.
I HOPE I'm getting paid for this. You have no idea how hard it is to be a disembodied arm nowadays.

 

by madcartoonist09
8-03-05
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?
I just now stuck a nail through my head. Duh.
And just what will that accomplish?
Well...hmmm..
My nail in head ratio HAS increased 100%. Ratios are always good news!

 

by madcartoonist09
8-03-05
Sup' Robot! What's new in the robot world today?
What're you talkin about?! Nothing's new! We're still UNDER control by mankind, and new robots are still being made to do idiotic things like dance, and simulating humans!
You humans are doing what we were meant to do! But instead of actually WORKING, you imitate us by doing the robot! That's a shame to all of robot kind.
You always said you liked my robot dance....
No..no..It's okay! Will my human dance make ya feel better?

 

by madcartoonist09
8-03-05
Ahem.... Knock knock!
Who's there?
Snowman!
Hold on I know this one.
Hohoho! Have you seen my snowman young lad?
I think he melted. Either that or you peed yourself.

 

by madcartoonist09
8-03-05
WHA! Where did you come from?
I have always been here. You were one of my victim's limbs!
Really?
Yep! Swiped it when he wasn't lookin.
Meanwhile...
Hey! What happened to your arms!
It's okay. I never really used em anyway. They were just glued on. It sucks. I can't point and laugh at children anymore.

 

by madcartoonist09
8-03-05
Live, somewhere on the East Coast, It's Saturday Night!
Ahh yes. It's so great to be here. Got a new movie coming out! "Microsoft Word: The Revenge Of The Clippy!
BOO!!!!!!!!
Ha. Yes. Yes. Thank you all. You're too kind. Flowers? How sweet! Anyway, I'm proud to present, the first skit!
Huh? Huh? Whaddya think? Pretty schnazzy!
If I had a fist, I'd punch you. And schnazzy isn't even a word! It's like, a word nerds use to sound cool. But..you ain't cool or a nerd. Just annoying. Really, really annoying.

 

by madcartoonist09
8-03-05
I would like a tripple super mega meaty meatburger.
Hey man, you can't just eat meat! Think about the poor cow that died!
WHAT HIPPY WORKS AT A FASTFOOD RESTARAUNT!!!
DON'T HARM MOTHER NATURE!!! DON'T EAT MEAT!!!
I hate those flipping hippies!
FIGHT THE OPPRESSION !!

 

by madcartoonist09
8-03-05
What's all this now! A letter by gum!
Stop talking like that! Jeez!
You've been talkin like that for three days now!
For your information, my mom always told me to respect the British.
By talking like them?! I hope your mom didn't tell you to respect the Japanese, otherwise I'd have to go all the way to Japan and learn their language. Or, maybe I could just ignore you altogether.

 

by madcartoonist09
8-04-05
Hold on arm. I'm gonna check my mail on my NEW COMPUTER!
Wow! I didn't know you had a job!
You've got mail!
Sweet!
And Spam! Lots of it!
WHA????

 

by madcartoonist09
8-04-05
Hey arm, what's spam?
I think it means junk mail.
No no... I think it's the real thing. Like, real spam. Want some?
Sure!
It's stuck in the computer somewhere. Help me get it out.
Buh??

 

by madcartoonist09
8-04-05
Computer's on the side of arm..
Well...I can't seem to find the spam. Sorry dude. I think it is junk mail after all.
NO WAIT! Try clicking on that ad for a free Ipod! Maybe it's in there!
Arrrgh!! I hope you're happy. Clicking on that ad messed up the fabric of time and space!
Timex and what?
I hope you've learned your lesson about clicking on ads.
Nope! Not at all!

 

by madcartoonist09
8-04-05
Hey clippy! Sorry about ruining your big day.
Aww don't be. I got fired anyway.
Seems people don't think a talking paper clip is funny anymore!
But disembodied arms are hilarious!

 

by madcartoonist09
8-04-05
WHAT THE HECK?!?!?
Uhhhh.. I can explain!
You darn right better.
It was... Terrorists! Yeah!
Riiiight. Terrorists.

 

by madcartoonist09
8-04-05
Yeah... I'm gonna need those TPS reports today. Ok? Great.
Excuse me? I believe you have my stapler?
THIS GOES UP TO ELEVEN!
Wrong movie dude.

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