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| oh jim. you know i love it when you dress up for me. i've got my 100% mcdonalds hamburger grease here with me. its still warm, just the way you like it. | |
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| you know me too well. i can't believe you remembered that. *thinks* i can't believe i canceled my date with johnny. | |
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| hrm... i wonder if this grease would feel good in my mullet... | |
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| oh shit! i'm out of lube! *thinks* maybe he won't look at my hair... | |
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| you asshole! what did i tell you about putting the lube in your mullet! fuck you! get the fuck out of here! | |
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