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| "I was arrested for selling illegal-sized paper...I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age...After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?" | |
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| "There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"" | |
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Courteousy of ahajokes.com Steven_Wright/Robert_Schmidt_Et_Al
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| "I listen to the police band on my CB radio. Once I dialed 911 and dedicated a crime to my girlfriend." | |
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