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I like sporks. And blancmanges. And eating blancmanges with sporks. Must... Not... Say... It... ALL YOUR SPORK ARE BELONG TO US !!

Our Man In The Street With The Question Du Jour

by malraux
3-19-01

The question: what ELSE can't you do with sand that you can do with afterbirth?


	We hang them up until they're dry. They make great loofa sponges...


	Spam, eggs, spam, bacon, afterbirth and spam?


	I'm thinking, "Acrylic Paperweight"... but I guess you can use sand for that too...

Let's go out on a moral high note...


	Good answers... I wish this show had been on last week. I could have used the advice...