malraux  

Business has been slow lately...

Damn right. You're short your quota this year.

Well, I had a good thing going with that Bosnian thing, but those rotten airbags are getting me down.

I could always through a plague or two your way. You know, scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

Last time you did that, the Big Guy had to cut his vacation short to sort them all out.

You'd think he'd learn that Universal Forwarding isn't everything Sprint says it is.