malraux

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I like sporks. And blancmanges. And eating blancmanges with sporks. Must... Not... Say... It... ALL YOUR SPORK ARE BELONG TO US !!

OK, So I Can't Leave It Alone

by malraux
3-21-01

The DNR catches up to a poacher well over his limit...


	This is the DNR! Cut your engine and hold fast for boarding!


	Aw, crap. I'm 15 largemouth over the limit!

... and realization sinks in...


	Drop anchor and heave to, you rotten poacher!


	They'll probably impound the boat AND my catch!

... that this is just that same tired old joke...


	That's right! All your bass are belong to us!


	Maybe they'll just kill me instead... that might be better...