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I like sporks. And blancmanges. And eating blancmanges with sporks. Must... Not... Say... It... ALL YOUR SPORK ARE BELONG TO US !!

E-Trade's Revenge, or, MSFT +3.25 Hens Per Share

by malraux
3-22-01

(OK, OK, I know this isn't how shareholder voting really works...)


	OK, Greg, thanks for the SEC update. Now, on to the shareholder proposals...


	Item #1, from Roscoe L. Wilbur: uh.... let's see... "Visual Active Farm Animal... With 3-D sheep designer..." Uh, Mr. Wilbur... are you in the audience?

Where "shorting stock" involves more cattle than capital...


	Heh, good one, Roscoe. I think they might go for it.


	Yep, jes' wait 'til they read th' part about th' point-n-cluck int'rface!