christmas at the choppingblock household

Author: mandingo

Date: August 26, 2006

by mandingo
8-26-06
did you get everything you wanted for christmas, Butch?
almost, dad
i got you all the stuff on your list. chainsaws, axes, cadavers of hobos, eye hooks, eyes, eyehooked eyes...
i know, but there was something really specific i wrote a very detailed letter to Santa about but i guess he didn't get it
come on, Santa. you've been in there over an hour. you can't still be vomiting
Santa? oh there is no Santa, my friend. Santa died 3 adjectives and half a paragraph ago