cc486: Tenderly, like a woman should.

Author: mandingo

Date: September 27, 2011

by mandingo
9-27-11
captain, it appears that your inordinately long pauses are in fact due to an inoperable tumor in the hypothalamus of your brain
Fuck
i'm sorry, sir, but according to my calculations, you only have 2.1 months to live
or approximately 3 paragraphs.
...ing shit!