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Author: mandingo

Date: July 29, 2012

by mandingo
7-29-12
hey, John.
yo, Steve. got a little surprise for you. remember that little girl you killed when you were drunk driving? i brought her back to life. here, look.
what the fuck! no, i don't want to see... HOLY SHIT!!!
STEEEEEEEVE! WHYYYYY, STEVE???
i never touched a drop since. it took me 15 years to even drive again. i still go to therapy so i won't kill myself. you know all this, John. why would you do that?
THAT'S THE FUCKING CONTEST, STEVE!