Birthday Fun by marcus10-05-01 Hey, happy birthday, Jon! Oh, thanks, Jared. Hopefully you didn't get me the same gay thing as last year. Damn...
a hero is you! by marcus10-06-01 I had sex with your wife. WHAT?!?! uhh... Ultimate challegne! HarAHeA HAR HAheHaeH! shit
Noodle stain by marcus10-06-01 Is this turning you on? No, you dog whore C'mon, wanna have some fun? Sex fo' five dolla'! bLeArG!!!1 No soup fo' you!
dragon ball squeeze by marcus10-06-01 We fight now!!! Wait! Give me 3 episodes to transform Later... Oh, such power. His energy is radical, intense, etc. HAR HAR! Now I have more wang energy than you!! But I share the same transformation skillz, g. Nrrg, grr, no way, hrrm
Chicks by marcus10-06-01 Yo, babe, wanna come back to my pad and ... Hell no! Piss off! How 'bout you? Got 50 bucks? Oh no... not him... but I'm so desparate... Wanna stick your hand down my pants?
Jared has some fun by marcus10-06-01 Oh yeah... that's the stuff... Wait, I'm doing this out in the open. What if someone sees me? AHHHH!!! LOGAN!!! Mind if I join?
Who would have guessed... by marcus10-07-01 Howdy partner! Wanna play rodeo? Ok Wow, really? Usually people say no. Is it because you're gay and like to rape little boys? Oh, I guess that might have something to do with it. Right...