President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, sent a letter to President Bush the other day.
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| In his letter, shouldn't have President Ahmadinejad explained his nuke program? | |
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| It is just for zee energy needs of Iranians! | |
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Predictably, the bizarre letter contained criticism of the White House, the western world, democracy, and implied that the Holocaust might not have occured.
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| Energy? Pierre, Iran is sitting on tons of oil. | |
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| But zee oil barons keep stealing all Iranian oil and selling it very expensively to zee SUV-driving Americans. | |
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Perhaps when Iran blackmails the world with Israel's destruction, the U.N. might, um, actually do something,
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| So how does the U.N. plan on ending Iran's nuke program? | |
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| By writing many angry letters of course. | |
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