|
Much like bus drivers, conspiracy theories travel alot, but don't actually get anywhere.
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| Did you hear that a group of Muslim Americans hoped to attack the Sears Tower? | |
 | |  |
|
 |
| | |
| Oui! Zee Bushies are to scare us again! Zee Muslims are innocent! Intelligent people know that they're trying to control us! | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
Rather than sticking to facts, some hyper-skeptics concoct stories not worthy of bad fantasy novels.
|
|
|
|
| | |
| But why would they ever want to control anyone? What would they gain? | |
| | |
|
|
| | |
| So that zee meanie Republicans can take ALL our civil liberties away and listen to my cell phone calls! | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
(**Overheard by the author, much to his embarassment.)
|
|
|
|
| | |
| If another attack occurs, won't you and your revolutionaries blame the White House for not doing enough? | |
| | |
|
|
| | |
| Like zee 9/11? Hitting planes into a few buildings was pure luck!** There is no global terror problem! | |
| | |
|
|
|
