The Power of Positive Thinking
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| Pierre, we've captured or killed over 5,000 terrorists since 9/11. And Zarqawi too! | |
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| We still haven't caught Osama! Where is Osama? Osama, Osama... | |
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For the current administration, you're damned if you do...
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| A Democrat President signed legislation authorizing warrantless spying. | |
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| When I cannot chat on zee phone with my terrorist homies, my civil liberties! They have been so eroded! | |
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And you're still damned if you do.
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| Pierre, we have not had a single terror attack in 5 years! Isn't that great? | |
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| Abu Ghraib! Guantanamo Bay! Bush lies! North Korean and Iranian nukes! Quran in zee toilet! Iraqi quagmire! AGH! Will we ever have good news? | |
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