All comics by markw

 

Untitled #1 by markw 11-30-01
Aren't you cold? Inordinately.	Is this better? Moderation in all things.	Is there room for moderate thought in these perilous times? ...

 

Untitled #2 by markw 11-30-01
Making comics from clip art? I will hand your ass to you! Maybe when I've finished hitting you in the foot with my face! Your foot will go down!	Where's your originality? Art flourishes during wartime! Hell yes it does! I just day traded 1000 shares of Disney! I'm going to Disneyland to hit on Daisy Duck right now!	Care for some arctic candy little girl? Hooray!

 

Untitled #3 by markw 12-01-01
Will code for food! Ha ha ha!	Will IPO for food! C'est drôle!	Will make comic strips for food! Ugh, insult humor...

 

Untitled #4 by markw 12-02-01
That was good baby... Hell yeah it was.	Don't you wish everything was made Something doesn't feel right, though. Are you kidding? It feels great! It's like I'm not even ... Dammit!	like Rubbermaid? Can you at least get me a towel? FUCK FUCK FUCK MOTHER FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK!

 

Untitled #5 by markw 12-02-01
Fruit juicy, fruit ju-- Sir, a report that a comic writer is ripping off Doonesbury.	Again? Oh well, this happens every few years. Remember what happened to the last guy? Yes, Sir, heh heh.	Oliver, can you spare a few bucks? I spent my fortune on that "procedure" Opus wanted. stfu bR347H3D

 

Untitled #6 by markw 12-02-01
Hi, I'm Jack, the burger guy. Close, but no cigar, pal.	I'd like to invite everyone to try out my 99 cent value menu, now with extra grease fried right off the cow when you order it. LIES.	Perhaps you've forgotten all the excitement from when I took back the company. Gimme twelve.

 

Untitled #7 (for CC83) by markw 12-02-01
Tonight on Blind Date He's here! Now for a day and night of televised debauchery! Wants a man who can tear a telephone book in half with his tongue.	Wants a woman with the body of Cindy Crawford and the intellect of Ayn Rand. Yeah, this'll be tight. Knock knock, love of my life.	Oh, wait, I forgot my jacket. In Tulsa. I won't be but a minute. Oh, hell, let's just skip to the bar scene where we insult each other.

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