Milk does a body good! by mayan12-07-01 One day in Central Park Ya know, I found some sticky milk on my keyboard today ... .... That's not milk dude.
Don't touch my pipe kid! by mayan12-07-01 Somewhere deep in the african jungle, a demon approaches an elephant. ! Somewhere deep in the african jungle, a demon approaches an elephant. Somewhere deep in the african jungle, a demon approaches an elephant. C'mon lemme touch it just once! NO!
Dead or Alive: FILTHY by mayan12-07-01 Holly:============ Gabe:============ I'm gonna kick your ass! Oh we'll see about that! Holly:============ Gabe:000000000000 HIIIIIEEYYAAA! *gasp* Panty shot attack! WINNER: HOLLY! Yatta! And they weren't even clean either! I-i-i'm gonna be sick!
Maybe you should save that for later ... by mayan12-07-01 [Fap ... fap .... fap!] ? [Fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-FAP-fap-FAAAP-FAP] ..... [Fap ... fap .... fap!] Just because you're turned away from me - doesn't make it alright what you're doing.