mcchase

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I am a self-employed bowling ball polisher. I have polished the balls of all the top names in the game! I was voted as "best polisher" in the years 1977 thru 1984. I had to retire in 1985 when they came out with those machines that polish the balls for you. Now I sell baseball cards at flea-markets.

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Deep Thoughts: Trash Boy

by mcchase
11-05-01

Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody: First take out the garbage.


	Where should I throw out this shit?


	Out in the back behind the garage.

Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled napkin, and take that out too.


	Got any trash for me?


	Yeah, here you go trash-boy.

Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy.


	That Trash Boy sure is stinky.


	I would like to get my trash bagged by him anyday.

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