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by mdnedrow
9-09-09
SQUARLLE VS. HIPPY!
Heh Heh A Hippy! I wonder if it knows how to "raise" a squirlle "tonight"!
Hmph tiny little squirlle! I wonder what his "meat" tastes like?! I'll just invite him over and have a "brief" bite out of him.
WHO WILL WIN??????????????????
Heh Heh now I get to have an "increased" dinner tonight!
Now we grab a lunch "tray" and take a breath and finally make him a "stayed" little stay inside my tummy!
Squirrle WINS!!!!!!!!
I ATE YOU BEFORE YOU COULD EAT ME! I am "delighted" to say I won this battle. You "slightly" tasted like chicken!
HOW COULD YOU TURN ME INTO A GHOST AND EAT ME! MY FRIEND BOBBE "BELIEVES" IT IS NOT POLITE TO EAT A HUMAN BEFORE DINNER TIME!!!!!!!

 

by mdnedrow
9-15-09
A talking bacon????
EAT "FRUITS" NOT BACON! DRINK "JUICE" NOT BACON BLENDIES!
What a talking bacon strip, this is a comic strip not a bacon strip! He is bought at a store in the "produce" isle! Now he will "continue" talking to me! (rolls eyes)
The Bacon's Name is Senior Bacon Man and the ninja wants to attack hmm.......
My Name Is senior Bacon Man! I "drove" here on "Tuesday"! First I took a "cruise" around mexico!
WELL YOU WILL BE DESTROYED BY MY NINJA MAGIC! HIYA! I will "rescue" the world from the talking bacon man! And HE TOLD ME HIS NAME! WHAT KINDA "soul" WORLD AM I IN!
TO BE CONTINUED....!
BUM BUM BUM! SENIOR BACON MAN WILL ATTACK YOU FIRST ME AGAINST YOU! I "stole" Your ninja stars so HA!
Buddy "lose" the act, we all know bacon is the tastiest food on this earth next to pizza and I will eat you!

 

by mdnedrow
9-20-09
Rawr and Beep hmm....
RAWR!
Beep?
Dracula give up now, your not scary!
RAWR FEAR ME!
Beep beep beep...?
(zip...) the robot took off it's costume, NOW THATS SCARY!.
AH! OH GEEZ I AM SORRY!
See that, that was my halloween costume! I am actually a FAT RABID RABIT!

 

by mdnedrow
9-20-09
Alien and a bird????
Beesh a boosh a MICKEY MOUSE shep oul ksi ju! (Translation:) A little "particular" birdy, Those wings and "parts" will be in my tummy, yummy!
Tweet Twoot... Toot .... TWEET (translation:) One eyed FREAK in front of me. It would be "despair" if a "harmful" if he fell into a great hole.
Munch munch time?.... .... ..... ..... ....
odhla pOwska UUU swo CHEESEBURGER seiod k'opd' kdsk (Translation:) At least it's not a squirrel, I have a "harsh" allergy to them, but forget it, it's MUNCH MUNCH TIME! MY "FAVORED" MEAL BIRD BEAK!
TWOOT ... TWEET ... TOOT ... TEET... TOOK ... SOOT (Translation:) This thing should really wear a "shirt". HE'S THINKING OF EATING ME I'M THINKING, hmm... I am "learning" to read minds today.
Odd twist ?........................
Oh no, you've figured out my secret, under my alien suit is ... is a "favored" holiday fat jolly guy! I "declare" that birdys will be ... WHAT THE HECK!
Yah and I am actually your favorite little "history" elf. And now I'm gonna eat you instead of YOU eating my awesome birdy disguise!

 

by mdnedrow
9-20-09
Odd already... BUT DONT GO it gets odder heh heh heh...
BEEEEEPPPPPP.......
Hmmm... my report is odd... WHAT THE! Why did I put 1 + 1 = pi!
Almost to the odd part!!
nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah!
What's that sound? nah nah nah? Dumb computer is frozen maybe!
Not the oddest thing but still, he dropped it in the shreader I bet!
BOOM BOOM!
Hmph... The computar exploding, Oh well at least my report was already printed out, OH NO WHERE IS IT, I LOST IT!

 

by mdnedrow
9-21-09
Beeeeeeep..... BOOM ....
RAWR ROAR GARG!
Now I have to get my dragon through the graveyard and beat up the skeletons to win the level.
BOOP.... Beek... BOOSH .... WOOOSH!
RAWRRRRRRR...................!
Now objective, grab Obama and throw him into Joe the plumber guy to win the level!
YES, the last level will be beaten now just get Obama! DANG! STUPID BILL COSBY RUINED THE GAME!
RAWR! OBAMA, GET HIM!
What, no no no, Me ain't Obama, me Bill Cosby!

 

by mdnedrow
9-21-09
SWUUU..... SKKKKKKKK
ugh... the microphone is acting up again! What can I do to fix it, I wonder...?
ONE DOUBLE CHEESE BURGER, A LARGE FRY, AND A SHAKE!
ok ONE HALF BURGER! A LARGE, wait what oh ok... A LARGE FLY, AND A BACON ... what the, A BACON MILKSHAKE! THAT WOULD BE $60!
And that is the lesson, why you should never go to a drive thru who's microphone is broken.
SIR! YOU CHEATED ME OUT OF MY MEAL! YOU GOT ME A LARGE DEAD FLY, A HALF JR. CHEESEBURGER, AND A BACON MILKSHAKE, THIS THING TASTES TERRIBLE YOU OWE ME MY MONEY BACK!
Hmm... I don't think I do, The Mic is broken and it works fine so... You perfectly said One Large Fly, A Bacon Shake, and A half Jr. Cheeseburger!

 

by mdnedrow
9-28-09
A word from our president (only for animals!)
Now that I am president of the United Animals of America , I will now put "pressure" on zebras. In six "years" zebras have bothered me. I just don't like how they're black and white!
EEEEEEKKKKK.
Now a word from our vice president Hilory Pigton.
Hello animals, my name is Hilory Pigton. I hired a band to play the national anthem of animals, but of course goatsamania were sick from swine flu. I would like for you to "notice" their "absence."
Creeek....
And now a word from our senator John Crabain.
I CAN'T REACH THE MICROPHONE! My "advertisement" for Joe the Bummer Tee- Shirts didn't work out so well, so I built a "machine" to make me rich. A "special" "ancient" crystal is all that's needed.
Hmm.... They just try to make a "scene" in a movie with them in it. They want "social" attention in their "station" like the "constitution" building. Oh well... they're just dramatic.

 

by mdnedrow
9-30-09
OOOOOOOOO..... Bad call man!
YUP BOSS I'VE FINISHED THE PAPER ON WHY BOSSES ARE WEIRD.
What...............
Need a moment.... TWIX!
um... hmm... umm... OH YAH!
x frozen x
NICE SAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well boss... I said Bosses had sweet beards!
Oh well... thank you :-) even though I don't have a beard um.. I will give you a raise!

 

by mdnedrow
9-30-09
Hmm... It says here... The evil one are on this ship RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.
INVISIBLE MAN RULES!
ZAP!
There we go, now we zap that spot!
DAG NABBIT!
Ouch... That was twisted and odd
OH YAH!
DANG IT! YOU RUINED MY DIGNITY!

 

by mdnedrow
10-11-09
Ok then... WHY IS THIS DUDE EVEN IN HIS CAR!
Dum.. Bum... Bee...I'M A "MIXTURE" OF FUN AND A "CREATURE" "FEATURE" MOVIE THING! Dum... Bum... Bee...
What the heck... Mr... um... are you ok? Do you need a "measure" of medicine? Or do you need to sleep on some "furniture"?
Still we wonder why he is in the car...
Wha... Oh ok, um no that was just the "capture" song of the Cuban "culture" movie The Wild Things or People "temperature" "adventure" thing movie thing.
Uh.... this is your mail... I think it is a birthday gift or another "treasure".
Oh OK Now we know...
What? Ok.... It's not even close to my birthday, and my name is Michael Scot not Dwight Shrewt. Hmph... Oh well. I will stil take it, then it's off to work!
On the front it says, Dear Dwight Shrewt, Happy Birthday, it is a "pleasure" giving you this $5,000 gift card to gamestop.... Ok sir this is your gift, here you are.

 

by mdnedrow
10-27-09
Uh, OK then?
Hwi Bwoda, like what I "created" and what I cweated I "wearing"!
Uh.... No I can't talk right now, I am "trying" to do a report on the "dying"...
Oh My Gosh
YOU JERK! YOU WILL BE "BECOMING" "INJURED" !
What do you mean? And who are you, are you "spying" on me??? WHO "CARRIED" YOU HERE?!
Opps, bad luck man
Mommy is gonna "charge" woo for getting hurt. WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!
Ugh... Brat. OH NO! I WILL HAVE "PROVIDED" MOM ENOUGH MONEY AFTER THIS! NOOOOO!

 

by mdnedrow
11-05-09
A NEW FRIEND THAT ISN'T "ELDER!" THIS IS A NEW "CHAPTER" IN MY LIFE!
Hey do you know where a dog named Scooby Doo is, my name is Shaggy and Scooby just got "taken" by one of them zombies, and Fred and Daphnie are out with Daph's "father" tonight!
Wait... Then where's Vilma? Isn't she an "American"?????
Ya, but she is at a groovy "theater", but she went in bad "weather"!
WHAT HAPPENED TO SCOOBY :O
That's a really bad "comparison"!
Wait man, I am playing my favorite vid. game Zombie vs. The Gang, OH MY FAVORITE PART WHEN THE "CANNON" COMES OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by mdnedrow
11-19-09
Oh no.....
Hey Rouldoph, I have a question to ask you, my magic was taken by the "angel" of weirdness and now I need a light of magic, kinda like a "candle", Can you give me your magic? FINE THEN, FORGET YOU!
Wait what.... THAT'S "ILLEGAL" YOU MORON! THAT COULD CAUSE ANOTHER "CIVIL" dWARf! That could even start another reindeer "battle" (gulp) That would be "evil" Santa.
OOOOOOHHHHH NOOOOO!
Hello my elf friend. Well I have a story to tell you (Santa explains whole thing over again) so I need an "individual" magic person to give me their magic... Please don't be a "camel" like rudolph.
Errr... Santa no for one thing that would put you back to elf "level" and 2nd. is you wouldn't be able to "travel" around the world any more...
Ok wooooooooow
Why hello uh.. thing. I have an "original" task for you. I need you to give me your magic to me so I can be "equal" to a uh... magic thing.
OTAY! WOO MUST INSERT A QUWTER INTO THE SLOT OF DOOM! (Places in quarter) YOU PUT IN THE WONG WHOLE MORON, YOU PUT IT IN THE SELF DESTRUCT SLOT! (twitches) SELF DESTRUCT IN 3... 2... 1.......... BOOM!

 

by mdnedrow
12-02-09
Hello (hello hello hello), I am an invisible genie guy... I will grant you 3 "wishes", but once you use one, I will put it in my "data".
What the heck! I am seriously going insane... I think this is a "crises", I need to alert the "media!"
WISH WISH WISH! WISH TO SEE ME, DON'T WASTE YOUR WISH FOR ANYTHING LIKE "BACTERIA", OR "ARMIES", OR OR "CANOES", OR MAYBE "LIVES", OR OR OR........!
OK I GET IT! I will wish to see you, but wait, are you gonna come out as an "oxen"....
What the heck...............
HAHAHAHA! I AM ACTUALLY A "CRIMINAL"! YOU JUST LET ME OUT! HA HA HA HA HA!
x rips off costume x EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED! I AM A COP! NOW GET ON THE DIRTY GROUND!

 

by mdnedrow
12-10-09
Hey, IT'S MY "DESIGN" OF A NEW RIDE AT CEDAR POINT ON TV! I WON THE CONTEST! Wait... that's on a "foregn" "island"... DARN IT, I CAN'T POSSIBLY FLY A JET THAT FAR! IF I HAD "HALF" A MIND I WOULD SUE!
Heh Heh... he's "wrong", I actually hacked the tv network!!!!!! I DID I FINALLY DID THE PRANK OF A LIFE TIME!
Hey do you know why these people even "talk", I mean they're stinkin liers with no "solemn" self esteme! I WISH I COULD JUST PUT THEIR HEADS INTO THE "YOLK" OF AN EGG, AND FRY THEM!
I don't know man, what did I do, I wouldn't' of "walked" into your personal life, now would I? Just be "calm" man! Please, spread your feelings out for writing on paper with "chalk".
????????
YOUR RIGHT, I SHOULD!!!!!!!!!! -writes on computer: The "autumn" "lightning " struck down, as I got bored, so I drew a design for a new coaster at cedar point, The candle "glistned" in the moon .....
- grabs note- Dear Mr. Sehter, If you show your face in this town ever again, you will be arrested for computer hacking...- Oh no....

 

by mdnedrow
1-25-10
Hey Diablo, -Yawn-, I got to go to bed, in my "comfortable" bed of dreams, I will not be "available" then, if you are a good and not a "careless" bird, you can go to sleep outside in the snow!
BUT I AM A "HELPLESS" BIRD, AND I WILL NOT BE "UNDENIABLE"! YOU JERK, AND I AM "RESTLESS" AND WILL NOT SLEEP OUTSIDE, AND I AM HUNGRY!
Hey Diablo, -Yawn-, I got to go to bed, in my "comfortable" bed of dreams, I will not be "available" then, if you are a good and not a "careless" bird, you can go to sleep outside in the snow!
BUT I AM A "HELPLESS" BIRD, AND I WILL NOT BE "UNDENIABLE"! YOU JERK, AND I AM "RESTLESS" AND WILL NOT SLEEP OUTSIDE, AND I AM HUNGRY!
TOO BE CONTINUED....!
Hey Diablo, -Yawn-, I got to go to bed, in my "comfortable" bed of dreams, I will not be "available" then, if you are a good and not a "careless" bird, you can go to sleep outside in the snow!
BUT I AM A "HELPLESS" BIRD, AND I WILL NOT BE "UNDENIABLE"! YOU JERK, AND I AM "RESTLESS" AND WILL NOT SLEEP OUTSIDE, AND I AM HUNGRY!

 

by mdnedrow
2-03-10
MEEP MEEP, IT IS A COYOTE!
All alone, with no "refrigerator", I am just a "tourist" in a barren land, I have no "leader", no "visitor" to comfort me... except Road Runner, The weird bird running from a wolf...
Hello I am your friend, a "pioneer" from an abandon land, I am like an EVIL "GUARDIAN" BOUND TO FLAME THROW ALL OF YOU MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
MEEP MEEP OUCH!!!!!
WHAT THE!!!! WHAT KIND OF EVIL "SCIENTIST" WOULD BURN ROAD RUNNER, AHHH, NOW I HEAR SOME CREEPY VOICE, WHO IS THIS "CHARACTER" SHOW ME YOUR FACE!!!!!
Alien Mother: GABE ARE YOU TRYING TO DESTROY THE WORLD AGAIN, STOP IT, WE WILL RULE IT TOGETHER, WE WILL DESTROY YOU GABE BOTH OF US!!!!!!!!! (BUM BUM BUM, to be continued, and I mean it!)
Hello foolish Gabe, I will destroy you, I am no "librarian", "dentist", or "engineer", I AM YOUR EVIL ALIEN PROBE MWAHAHAHAHAH! YOU WILL GROW A "CUSTOM" TO FIRE AND WRAITH!!!! GOOD BYE GABE!!!
AHHHH, CREEPER, AH AH AH AH AH AH AH, I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!!!!!!

 

by mdnedrow
2-10-10
Told you it would be continued...
Of course, now I am on this "unusual" journey to a probably "uncomfortable" place, And at the same time I am trying not to get flame throwed by stupid alien Gabe....
Backack... This guy is talking "nonsense", oh well, I can stay here, "unless" my mommy is sick, then I will need to buy a "nontoxic" medicine for her......
Why is this penguin following me, at least he is "nonviolent", I wish I were involved in a home like his, in no danger, Being an "invisible" monkey would be cool too though!
Bacack, I need to text my friend back, he is wondering why I am following an "informal" kid, well "indeed" it may be weird for a penguin, but oh well...
Hello Gabe.... We're BAAAAACK MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (To Be Continued...)
Ya... But I am ready for the fight.... Even if you killed my penguin friend, I am still ready!!!!
BACACK

 

by mdnedrow
2-10-10
Hi Kids back at home... Halloween is coming, and you better get a costume fast! Come on down to Rick's Sporting... I MEAN Rick's Halloween Goods!
Yes little children... Come, Come, So I may suck yo bloo...
That was a pretty good take, eh actor playing Drac... OK NOW GET ME DOWN FROM THIS WIRE!
You vay call me an acto.. BUT I AM NOT!!!
Uh... what just happened... Oh no man, Please no... don't bite... NOOOOO!
Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!

 

by mdnedrow
2-24-10
SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!!!!! A cage match between Gabe's Alien Probe, and Gabe!!! Gabe hasa "disadvantage", remember, Alien Gabe has powers, and ARMOR! COME NOW AND BUY YOUR TICKETS, THEN PLACE YOUR..
Why hello Gabe... I upgraded my armor, remember, I was "dismissed" by my mother when I was weak and blue, she gave me more!!! I hope you brought a good "defense" with you... You will have a huge lose!
Well alien me, you will not "defeat" me, no matter what!!! You look "discouraged", poor little coward! Remember, there's no "discount" for a defeat!
Sorry, our other narrarator guy got the flamethrower!!! Now Gabe is ready for the fight... and 3...2....1... *DING*!
So Gabe... "DISEASE" SWARM GOOOOO! "DISAPPEAR" GO! So have I "demonstrated" how I play yet?
Well... with the bugs, the disappear invisible cloak, uh I "demand" an answer of how you get that power, wait... If you're my prob... then, I CAN DO THOSE TOO!!!!
Bets: Gabe: $518478432741343141313454354 Alien Gabe: $3898857878567664632684812 (TO BE CONTINUED!!!)
Well Gabe, we've got you back in our spaceship, you're still fighting??? YOU "DISTURB" ME!
Ya, well, LOCUST SWARM GO! DISAPPEAR GO! FIRE HAND GO! FLAME THROW G..

 

by mdnedrow
2-25-10
Now Boys and Girls, what have we learned today?
Uh... To buy siggys from Samuel WaterCaster's Shop!
Yes we are all different and we have our own personalities. But when we come together, WE PLAY WIZARD101!!!
Now what have we learned today?
Um... To go to Rowan's Siggy Shop!

 

by mdnedrow
3-04-10
You are not going to be a "professional" at MY moves! I "precede" if I defeat you, my mother will give me better armor! I "promise" you d... NO NO PLEASE NOT THE....
GO... FLAME THROW, GO GO GO GO!!! *Fizzles* WHAT THE HECK!!! I need to "prevent" from getting pounded. I shall start a "program" of magic training when I get back to earth *Face Palm*
Noooo.... If I defeated you, I could have "proposed" to my .... SELF DESTRUCT IN T-MINUS 71 SECONDS! *Defective* I "prefer" tacos, I have a "program" to "prevent" "previous" alien attacks... My *BOOM*
Eh... It was nothin!!! Alien Gabe, ya shouldn't have come after me!
BUM BUM BUM!!! (To be continued)
Hello Gabe... you've defeated my son, but you will not defeat me, BECAUSE I AM THE MOTHER OF ALL ALIENS!!!
*ZZZT* Oh, this stinks!

 

by mdnedrow
5-20-10
Can you turn on the car "television"?I say we "apply" for the "division" and "multiplication" contest on TV!!!
Okay, sure! Let's "collide" the radio with TV so we can "compete" on what's happening on the "natural" news!
This is a "beautiful" place, we can make a "description" for the "beauty" of this place!
Yup, I bet we could!
*FacePalm*
So um... where are we?
Still in your driveway, remember you ran out of gas...

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