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A word from our president (only for animals!)
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| Now that I am president of the United Animals of America , I will now put "pressure" on zebras. In six "years" zebras have bothered me. I just don't like how they're black and white! | |
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Now a word from our vice president Hilory Pigton.
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| Hello animals, my name is Hilory Pigton. I hired a band to play the national anthem of animals, but of course goatsamania were sick from swine flu. I would like for you to "notice" their "absence." | |
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And now a word from our senator John Crabain.
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| I CAN'T REACH THE MICROPHONE! My "advertisement" for Joe the Bummer Tee- Shirts didn't work out so well, so I built a "machine" to make me rich. A "special" "ancient" crystal is all that's needed. | |
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| Hmm.... They just try to make a "scene" in a movie with them in it. They want "social" attention in their "station" like the "constitution" building. Oh well... they're just dramatic. | |
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