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In Which Jeff Discusses His Girlfriend.
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| Y'know, it's days like this when I wonder why I even bother trying to impress her. | |
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| I bought her Starbucks, walked her chihuahua, and spent three hours in Nordstrom telling her her ass didn't look big in 37 different dresses. | |
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| Who are you dating, early 2004 Paris Hilton? | |
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