All comics by metaphor

 

Life.exe by metaphor 10-25-03
Jake invites his girlfriend Jane into his room. Hey, how about we sex it up on my bed? How 'bout I leave now.	CTRL + Z!! OH EM EF GEE!!!11 Uhm . . . would you like me to fondle you? I think I left something in my car . . .	Illegal operation . . . ONO BLUE SKREAN OF DEATH! How about I give you flowers and we call it a day? Jesus Christ, you can't even do a simple keyboard command.

 

oh em ge, lewl by metaphor 10-25-03
Walking . . . Have you ever had the urge to speak in emoticons and internet jargon? (:	Because I have. :D i luv u	OWNED wtf That's what I thought.

 

One Day, We'll All Be Robots by metaphor 10-25-03
Have you ever seriously thought about the meaning of life? Uh . . .	Like, why we're even on this earth to begin with. What created us? Why are we built the way are are? Why the fuck are we in a robot factory?	My bum itches. Jesus Christ . . .

 

Cancer is Fun for Girls and Boys by metaphor 10-28-03
At School . . . Alright kids . . . since your grades a horrible, for extra credit, if you get cancer, I'll give you 25 bonus points. Hmm . . . cancer . . .	Later, in a junkyard of some sort . . . I am medical waste. Nice, medical waste.	Wow, a tumor too! 50 bonus points! Nice.

 

This Man Does Not Like Bush by metaphor 2-12-05
Hey dude, guess what? What?	I've been a closet homo for years, and now I'm ready to come out! That's super! Hey do you want to uhmm . . . come over . . . to my house tonight for . . . dinner and . . . dessert?	Shit . . . to take it up the ass once and not be drafted, or tell the truth and go die in the sand dunes. FUCK YOU, LIFE DECISIONS

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