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| And on Halloween, baby Jesus was born already nailed to a stick, in a cave, full of fish... | |
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| Then on april fools day, he arose again, and was once again nailed to a cross by three wise men... | |
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| Then baby jesus split the red sea, so that the cast of planet of the apes could make safe passage.. | |
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| Once on the shore of the other side, he grew a mighty beard, and put on a red suit.... | |
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| And to this day, he sneaks into your house at night, occasionally leaving presents, due to feeling so guilty. | |
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| You are drunk as fuck again, aren't you Father Ricky? You're coming downtown. | |
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