mikeweeney

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I am 21. I attend the University of Rochester. I am a chemistry major. I do musical theater. I don't use this account anymore... see favorites for mikeweeney Part Deux. Don't read the first few, they're not that good. But I'm too cheap to pay for the right to remove them. HONORABLE MENTIONS: CC 168 CC 170 (x3) CC 205 CC 216 WINNER: CC 149

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Sick People - Part 3

by mikeweeney
9-27-02


	So anyway, would you like to know what it is we found that caused all your sickness?


	No? Well, we'll tell you anyway.


	The short answer is... television. Television did this to you.


	And as an extension of television, videogames as well.


	Not very surprising, huh? Don't feel bad, there are a lot of people just like you.


	Well, not just like you. That sordid escapade involving your dog, the bottle opener, and your grandma's panties, I must say is pretty unique.

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