mikeweeney

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I am 21. I attend the University of Rochester. I am a chemistry major. I do musical theater. I don't use this account anymore... see favorites for mikeweeney Part Deux. Don't read the first few, they're not that good. But I'm too cheap to pay for the right to remove them. HONORABLE MENTIONS: CC 168 CC 170 (x3) CC 205 CC 216 WINNER: CC 149

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How Jesus Really Died- Judgement Day

by mikeweeney
10-23-02

Submitting the Gospels to the Bible cencorship committee:


	And the giant man came out of the sky in a blaze of fire, and smiteth Jesus with his staff of death.


	I'm sorry, but that's just too violent.


	But it's what happened!


	I'm sorry but it will have to go. Think of something better but less enflaming to the mind.

Today.


	..."And then he just sorta sat up there until he died." How fucking stupid is that?


	I'm bored. Let's go down the street and throw rocks at the retarded kids.

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