Little Girl! I am going to have to write you a ticket for taking a selfie while going potty and posting the picture on facebook.
But, Officer I am not old enough to be on facebook..
Who put you up to Porta Potty Parenting?
Officer! It's kinda hard holding a teddy bear and peeing and pooping at the same time.It would be impossible for me to take a selfie.I would need some assistance!
