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| Mom, your cordless phone is broke and it picks up the line and doesn't hang up. | |
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| Oh so its the phone from hell?.... Whatever steven go away. | |
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| No dad, im not looking at porn... | |
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| WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK!? are you a pussy? are you gay? masturbate before i knock some teeth out ... jesus christ! | |
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| No Allen, i go to work at 4 TOMORROW! today at 5! | |
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| Well mom said you had to be at work at 4 one of these days... And I know its today... because my didn't know which day it was. | |
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