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Hey, sexy cracker, got a cigarette?

Git away from me, you smelly ass little ragmuncher!

Hey! Is that any way to talk to your father?

You're not my father! My father is fat, lazy, and the funks so bad, you can see it rise off of his body!

Fine then, beeyatch. I'll just go bang yer mom again, SHE'LL give me a cigarette.

Ha! You'll have to wait in line.