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by mitchsarah
6-08-05
Mr.Amish is disgusted.
You americans use so much techology. It disgusts me.
So. Hey That hat is so hot. where did you get it?
Why do you want to know?
Because maybe I will buy one for work at the bar.
Oh I bought this at the american technology shop! half off!
Freak.

 

by mitchsarah
6-08-05
Fran is jealous.
Why cant my butt be more like hers?
Oh my gosh betty wait up!
In the bathroom.
I have to look just like that hot girl.
I think you should stay like your self, oh never mind hookers are better.
Hookers?
How do I look now?
Holy sh...

 

by mitchsarah
6-08-05
Theres no reason to live like this...
Hey whats wrong
You are gonna laugh at me, I want to die.
I promise I wont laugh.
Im out of fun-size grapes.
Hahaha!

 

by mitchsarah
6-20-05
Hey Jeff, I bet you cant makeout with one of those girls over there!
50$ says I will!
Hey miss you wanna come over to my house?
Sure, I love a man who wants to party.
Holy crap.
Okay hunn I am ready to party.

 

by mitchsarah
6-20-05
Oh my god, I only have four fingers
You idiot we are supposed to be checking out this haunted house, not counting fingers.
But i am so scared, look at it the moon is freakin red.
Thats because only gay people see things red.
Well great now I have to worry about being gay.
screw you Im going home.

 

by mitchsarah
6-20-05
hey felina want to come to my place?
oh sure keddy.!
so are you ready to do it?
Im so nervous, do you have any std`s?
Well,.....Yes, 5. Im sorry I didnt tell you.,
Oh baby, Now Im ready!

 

by mitchsarah
6-20-05
Girl you need to trim yo eyebrows. You look stupid.
Well you need to trim your hair you look gay.
well you need to change yo style
well you stink like cow pee.
well you need to come to the 21 century, gotcha idiot.
crap shes good.

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