Dan Titley, Channel 5 news. We're here with failed inventor Bufford Mills. Bufford, tell us about your new invention and why you think it's been banned.
Well, I heard that folks was out of shape and needing exercise, so I loaded up my rusty old van with exercise equipment. The deal is, I come to you, whether to your work, the grocery store, wherever.
And if I'm understanding the concept right, you jump out of the van and throw them in the back of it?
Yup. I surprise 'em, and then they can't make any excuse not to follow their routine. I tell them to struggle because it's a great warmup. Also, I use chloroform so they can rest before the session.
Todd, call the police. A creepy white van just pulled up in the parking lot and pulled Beth in and drove away. It's sad, too, because her abs were looking great lately.
No doubt. She'd lost at least 12 pounds in 2 weeks. I'll call the Police.