Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  mmyers  
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by mmyers
7-30-03
Hello. You know, in our busy lifestyle, people are looking for as many ways as they can to cut corners and save time.
When I took an unofficial pole, 9 out of 10 said that the biggest consumer of time was sex. All that thinking and fantasy and foreplay.
It simply takes too long for people to achieve mutual orgasms. That's why I invented this whistle.
This whistle is tuned to a special frequency that, when blown, causes everyone with a 1/2 mile radius to climax. Watch.
*Toot*
Oh, oh my goodness, oh lordy...The Orgasm Whistle. It also makes a great self defense device. Ohmygoodness.
Note: Orgasm Whistle should not be used while driving, at airports, football games, or during weddings. oh.....
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