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| Hello. You know, in our busy lifestyle, people are looking for as many ways as they can to cut corners and save time. | |
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| When I took an unofficial pole, 9 out of 10 said that the biggest consumer of time was sex. All that thinking and fantasy and foreplay. | |
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| It simply takes too long for people to achieve mutual orgasms. That's why I invented this whistle. | |
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| This whistle is tuned to a special frequency that, when blown, causes everyone with a 1/2 mile radius to climax. Watch. | |
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| Oh, oh my goodness, oh lordy...The Orgasm Whistle. It also makes a great self defense device. Ohmygoodness. | |
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| Note: Orgasm Whistle should not be used while driving, at airports, football games, or during weddings. oh..... | |
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