Honorable Ninja (and Son) Used Cars (5)

Author: mmyers

Date: November 7, 2003

by mmyers
11-07-03
Here at Honorable Ninja and Son Used Cars, low prices and assassination are our game. We've got a sneaky deal on a new Eclipse...
Dad, I feel ridiculous in this outfit. Can't I wear my FUBU jumpsuit instead?
No! FU-BOO is a disgrace to your ninja heritage! Your grandfather did not wear FU-BOO, he wore ninja garb. Your great grandfather did not...
Man, this is bullshit. I'm outta here, for shizzle.
A ninja does not walk away from someone, he disappears! You throw a smoke grenade this instant! Don't you hide in those bushes.