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by mmyers
12-01-03
Sex isn't really better when you wait until marriage. In fact, it is more awkward and painful.
Aw man, why did I wait so long? I was about to marry Julia Roberts. Hey Julia, where are you going?
Where are you?! The boat is sinking and I'm King of the world.
Even if you do find her, you're going to be king of the underworld. You freeze to death in the water, you schmuck.
If you haven't seen them, the movie Identity is taking place in someone's head, Rosebud is the sled in Citizen Kane, everyone did it on Murder on the Orient Express, Bruce Willis is dead in 6th Sense.
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