Misremembered Platitude Trout meets jes_l

Author: mmyers

Date: February 13, 2004

by mmyers
2-13-04
I get it. You don't remember trite sayings correctly. You can go now.
Be not a borrower, nor a Lender's bagel.
Leave me alone!
A son is a son until he takes him a wife, but you can't make a daughter drink the water.
A friend in need is better than the devil you don't.
I'm sure this is a side effect of the absinth.