Ways I avoid talking to coworkers

Author: mmyers

Date: February 16, 2004

by mmyers
2-16-04
Hide.
I swear he was just in here.
Hehehe.
Act crazy.
Middle management is where it's at!
Just don't make eye contact. Stare at the floor.
Wearing leather chaps with no pants underneath them.
I'm going to bend over and pick up this sheet of paper and whatever happens, happens.