Ronnie James Dio-derant ©

Author: mmyers

Date: February 17, 2004

by mmyers
2-17-04
Woe, something definitely doesn't rock in here. Hey man! Don't you think it's about time you tried Ronnie James Dio-derant©!
But Ronnie James, how the fuck does it work?
Check it out, man. This here is your armpit! Ronnie James Dio-derant© acts as a Holy Diver for your sweat glands! The blue dot is my Dio-derant! Race for the morning!
Check it! There's no sign of the sweat pouring, this antipersperant hasn't left you alone, Like a Rainbow in the Dark!
Ronnie James Dio© and Ronnie James Dio-derant© are not responsible for this deoderant rocking your face off.