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| Woe, something definitely doesn't rock in here. Hey man! Don't you think it's about time you tried Ronnie James Dio-derant©! | |
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| But Ronnie James, how the fuck does it work? | |
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| Check it out, man. This here is your armpit! Ronnie James Dio-derant© acts as a Holy Diver for your sweat glands! The blue dot is my Dio-derant! Race for the morning! | |
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| Check it! There's no sign of the sweat pouring, this antipersperant hasn't left you alone, Like a Rainbow in the Dark! | |
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| Ronnie James Dio© and Ronnie James Dio-derant© are not responsible for this deoderant rocking your face off. | |
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