Too much of a cheap thing (4)

Author: mmyers

Date: February 19, 2004

by mmyers
2-19-04
Hey Karen. Wanna sit with me for a smoke break? *sniff* Holy Marlboro, what is that horrible smell?
I'm not sure. All I smell is my great new perfume, Rose.
That's it! It's as if 1 million roses teamed up to shit down my throat. *cough**cough*
It smells good.
No, no. A LITTLE of it smells good. Swimming in it, that's another story. They should make you stand outside or in a special room at airports. Later.